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INDIE JEWS KNOW HOW TO PARTY

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INDIE JEWS
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This community is all about INDIE JEWS.
You don't even have to be Jewish to join, Jew affecionados (fuck you, I can't spell in Spanish) are welcome. As in the immortal words of !!!, THERE'S NO FUCKING RULES DUDE!
So join, introduce yourself, make a few jokes about the French (they hated us first!!), I'll have my people call your people, we'll do lunch.

I'm not gonna tell anyone what to do. But here are some suggestions, cause if you do something stupid you may get the crap beaten out of you Israeli-tank-style.
I. Thou should not advertise stupid shit
II. Thou should not be excessively mean to people. If you really have to insult someone, MAKE IT WITTY!
III. Um, before thou posts something thou could try reading back a few entries to make sure no one already posted it.
IV. All employees must wash hands
V. GOD, LISTS ARE SO EIGHT MINUTES AGO
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